August 2011
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“I’ve thought about suicide a lot in my life, not because I want to do it,...”
– Marc Maron
March 2011
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re: some idiot kid lying about going to heaven
Don’t worry everyone because All Caps lives on—-in our IM conversations. C: ON A MUCH MORE DOWN-TO-EARTH NOTE: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42191453/ns/today-today_people/ T: THE ONLY GOOD ENDING FOR THIS VIDEO WOULD BE THIS KID GETTING SHOT IN THE EYE C: I LOVE THAT THE GRANDFATHER HAS “HUGE WINGS” C: WHEN BIBLICALLY CORRECT PEOPLE SHOULD NOTE THAT HUMANS DO NOT GET WINGS...
December 2010
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Special LIVE Episode 57
Recorded live in Detroit.
In the news: New clues hinting at Amelia Earhart’s final days, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband puts glue in his eye, Spiderman the musical is a hilarious mess, and Scientists have found 30,000 year old bones of a cousin to Neanderthals.
In culture: Chris and Tanner review True Grit. Tanner reviews The Fighter.
In humor: Tanner and Chris put friends of the show...
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Episode 56
Chris and Tanner rant about coupons.
In the news: A postal worker delivers a woman’s mail nude nude, a woman sues Capital One over a $286 million credit card bill, whatever is the most overused word, and the top twitter trends.
In culture: Chris uncovers a penis in Teen Wolf. Tanner reviews Sufjan Stevens’ Age of Adz.
In humor: Tanner and Chris discuss pro wrestling in a Time...
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Episode 55
Chris rants about college graduation standards and people who want to just pay to get degrees.
In the news: Netflix will be dead within a few years, John Boehner cries a lot, and the Bush tax cuts are evil.
In culture: Tanner reviews Black Swan.
In humor: Tanner and Chris discuss pro wrestling in a Time Trial.
Runtime: 1 hour 24 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner and Darling Imperial.
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Episode 54
(Sorry about Tanner’s audio again. It’ll be fixed next time.)
Tanner rants about climate change deniers.
In the news: NASA made perhaps the best scientific discovery of the last decade, Leslie Nielsen died, Wikileaks releases some new information about US diplomacy, and Comcast is fighting against net neutrality.
In culture: P.T. Anderson’s scientology project is put on hold,...
November 2010
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Episode 53
In the news: North Korea attacks South Korea, an old horror movie set fools cops, FLYING SNAKES, 88 year old man shoots his wife of 70 years, and the views of the tea party are radically different than the rest of the country.
In culture: DDL is playing Lincoln, Darren Aronofsky is directing a Wolverine film, and Elder Scrolls V is in development.
In humor: Chris and Tanner roast another chain...
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Special Episode 52 Outtake
This is an outtake of episode 52 with crappy audio quality. Enjoy, if you wish.
Tanner and the All Caps musicology team uncover a hidden meaning in Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” Listener Jim writes in and considers expanding dick metrics. And the first ever All Caps live show will be in December.
In the news: November 5th was the anniversary of time travel, China releases an Obama...
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Episode 52
In the news: Chris and Tanner rant about the election.
In culture: Summer 2011 will be a bloodbath in the cinema. Chris and Tanner review Jackass 3D.
In humor: Chris and Tanner discuss malls in a Time Trial.
Runtime: 1 hour 9 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner and Darling Imperial.
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September 2010
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Episode 51
Tanner rants about people trying to find “the one” and religious geographic bias.
In the news: Mel Gibson just needs to give up and become a super villain, Christine O’Donnell exposes Tea Party hypocrisy, wind could have parted the Red Sea, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert prepare a response to Glenn Beck, and Bill Murray is 60.
In culture: Tanner reviews Machete and Chris...
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Special All Capitalists Podcast Episode 50
Tanner and Chris get fired and replaced by Taylor Hagen and C.L. Vieaugley.
C.L. raves about Glenn Beck.
In the news: Glenn Beck holds a rally on the anniversary of the MLK “I Have a Dream,” the rally’s attendance was estimated at 87,000, Obama is giving a speech on Iraq from his newly remodeled oval office, and John Cusack calls for the ritualized deaths of the GOP brass.
In...
August 2010
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Episode 49
In the news: Japan hunts for more old ass people, Jessica Biel pictures are most likely to destroy your computer, a British TV show puts a disfigured person and an attractive person in a house full of mirrors, and anyone who doesn’t want a mosque near Ground Zero is practicing discrimination.
In culture: Tanner and Chris discuss Sufjan Stevens’ All Delighted People EP and Tanner...
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Episode 48
Tanner and Chris discuss genealogy.
In the news: A guy marinates a cat in his trunk and plans to eat it but is caught, dog eats its owner’s rotten toe, Jet Blue flight attendant quits in style, Google is turning to the dark side.
In culture: Tanner and Chris review Arcade Fire Suburbs. And they wonder if the whole album is plagiarized.
In humor: Chris initiates a Time Trial about...
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Episode 47
Tanner talks about The Cove and his potential vegetarianism.
In the news: A guy intentionally pukes on a girl at a sporting event, mortuary fakes funerals for money, Tokyo’s oldest man has been dead for 30 years, and the Triceratops may not have existed.
In culture: Tanner reviews The A-Team film.
In humor: Chris throws four real movie plots and one fake one at Tanner in Plot Poseurs.
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July 2010
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Episode 46
In the news: Wikileaks reveals information about the Afghan War, a food bank serves dog food, someone is shot after insulting a guy’s vodka bottle, and cops in Ohio can continue giving speeding tickets based on visual evidence.
In culture: Tanner and Chris discuss next summer’s comic book movies.
In humor: Tanner and Chris roast an intelligent design themed chain email.
Runtime: 1...
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Episode 45
Chris reports in from the War of Zach Anner in Guatemala
In the news: Westboro Baptist Church is protesting comic con, there were two UFO sightings in China, a three year old moron supposedly is a genius, and a dead kitten was found in a Bass Pro Shop freezer.
In culture: Tanner and Chris review Inception.
In humor: Tanner and Chris discuss team sports in this week’s Time Trial.
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Special OMG It's a Girl Back to Back Episode 44
Against her better judgment, friend of the show Squid sits in for Chris again.
Tanner rants about Michelle Rodriguez.
In the news: The World Cup is finished and an octopus predicted most of it, STOP WATCHING MEL GIBSON MOVIES, Google has some kind of social network in development, and an update on Zach Anner getting raped by Oprah.
In culture: Tanner and Squid review Predators.
In humor:...
Dr. Tanner's Hip-Hop Prescription
In Episode 43 Tanner ranted about Eminem’s new album and how it might be distracting from better hip hop because of Eminem’s celebrity. Well, here’s your official prescription of good shit to recover from Eminem:
Kid Cudi - Soundtrack 2 My Life
Exploring anxiety and depression in far more interesting ways than Eminem with the help of a dynamic beat that isn’t trying too...
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Special OMG It's a Girl Part Deux Episode 43
Friend of the show Squid sits in for Chris and is the second woman ever to co-host All Caps.
Tanner argues that we need to think beyond capitalism and encourages everyone to check out this video by David Harvey and this series of books on radical politics.
In the news: Legendary hockey enforcer Bob Probert died, 238 presidential scholars confirm G.W. Bush was horrible, a swarm of bees attack...
June 2010
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Episode 42
Tanner rants about old people who dress up like Special Forces soldiers when they go outdoors.
In the news: Porn sites get their own suffix, a man is hit by lightning and mauled by a bear, and Oprah might be rigging a contest.
In culture: Tanner reviews Cyrus and Toy Story 3.
In humor: Chris and Tanner come up with their best television shows of all time to send on a Noah’s Ark.
Runtime:...
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Episode 41
In the news: Woman pours mayonnaise in a book drop, a package of human heads was found on a plane, and a Utah convict was killed by firing squad.
In humor: Friend of the show Scott gets put into the hot seat nad has to decide whether he loves or hates Bazooka Joe, Howard the Duck, Pop-up Books, Spencer’s Gifts, Canoes, Tri-Fold Wallets, JCVD, Brontosaurus, My Pet Monster, and Bug Zappers.
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Episode 40
We’re back from hiatus and bearing gifts. Please check out our forum, Twitter feed, and tshirt store. We’re lonely and need your help.
In the news: A guy gets his arm caught in a furnace and tries to amputate it, mayonnaise is gross and deadly, a buffalo’s head falls on a guy and traps him, and a shitload of minerals was found in Afghanistan and will most likely just make more...
April 2010
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Episode 39
In the news: Peter Steele died and Chris considers how the music of Type O Negative is the soundtrack of his life. Also, the American Library Association came out with the list of most banned books in schools.
In culture: Tanner reviews Batman Arkham Asylum and Date Night. Chris reviews Brother’s Keeper.
In humor: Chris reads a chainmail dealing with homeless people, McDonald’s,...
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Episode 38
In the news: The RNC accidentally used a phone sex line for their fundraising, a guy found a rat’s head in his beer, a guy slapped a fast food drive through worker for slow service, and experiences are better than material things.
In culture: Chris reviews Seabear’s new album and God of War III. Tanner reviews Hot Tub Time Machine, Hurt Locker, How to Train Your Dragon, and...
March 2010
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Episode 37
In the news: Chris and Tanner discuss the healthcare reform bill.
In culture: Tanner reviews Green Zone.
In humor: Tanner has four plot summaries for horrible movies and Chris has to guess the fake one in Plot Poseurs.
Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner.
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February 2010
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Episode 36
Tanner talks about how some shitheads tried to scam him and failed miserably.
In the news: Carly Simon may have finally reveal who is “so vain,” mom runs through a school with a sword, Jesus has revealed himself in a pizza bucket, smart people are atheists and other cool things, and Utah tries to criminalize miscarriage.
In culture: Tanner reviews Bioshock 2.
In humor: Tanner and...
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Episode 35
Tanner and Chris take back their music picks for 2009. Tanner rants about people who make hand gestures in photos.
In the news: Czech surgeons left a foot long tool in a woman, a man was arrested twice on his wedding day, a fight broke out at a Chuck E. Cheese, and an Italian chef was fired for explaining how to cook cat on TV.
In culture: Tanner reviews Pee Wee’s Playhouse Live.
In...
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Episode 34
Tanner rants about Hawaiian shirts and velour tracksuits.
In the news: Obama exposed the weak arguments of the GOP, India is sinking into the mantle of the earth, and Jan. 28 was the anniversary of the space shuttle Challenger explosion.
In culture: Tanner reviews The Book of Eli and rants about the Apple iPad.
In humor: Chris reads a profoundly ignorant chainmail about the evil of taxes.
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January 2010
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Special 2009 Awards Show Episode 33
Tanner and Chris give out nearly thirty awards to the best and worst of everything in 2009.
Runtime: 1 hour 44 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner.
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Episode 32
In the news: The Golden Globes happened last weekend and had no impact on the world, Conan is leaving NBC and no talent ass clown Jay Leno is returning to late night, cocaine was found in a shuttle hangar at NASA, and the average videogame player is in his/her 30s.
In culture: Tanner and Chris review Avatar and Tanner gives quick reviews of Sherlock Holmes, Up in the Air, Youth in Revolt, and The...
December 2009
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Episode 31
Chris and Tanner welcome their friend Karol into the studio and they complain about the Christmas season and outlet malls.
In the news: A man rubbed hamburger in his wife’s face, a student blew up his face with chewing gum, The Simpsons’ celebrates its 20th year, and we don’t care about Tiger Woods.
In culture: Tanner reviews the film Zombieland and Chris reviews the videogame...
A-Team Cliché Checklist (for drinking games and... →
Netflix recently made every season of the 80s action adventure TV series The A-Team available for instant viewing. It is one of my favorite shows ever (in no small part due to nostalgia). In watching the shows again this past week I realized a lot of my enjoyment comes from the extremely formulaic nature of the show. I decided to design this checklist in order to measure the adherence of each...
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Episode 30
Chris details his adventure getting a colonic. Intense, disgusting, and hilarious.
In culture: Tanner reviews The Fantastic Mr. Fox.
In humor: Chris subjects Tanner to the hot seat in another edition of Love/Hate.
Runtime: 1 hour 45 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner and Darling Imperial.
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November 2009
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All Caps on Facebook
I created a Facebook fan page for the podcast. I encourage any fans of the show to sign up and post on the discussion board or wall or whatever the hell you want to do.
We’ll also send out updates on there.
Nude picz welcome.
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Episode 29
Tanner rants about people obsessed with Disney.
In the news: A man pays teenagers to spit in his face, a boy dials 911 after his games are taken away, the new Twilight movie premiered, and the RNC drafts a socialist resolution.
In culture: Chris reviews Netflix on the PlayStation 3 and the PlayStation 3 videogames Demon’s Souls and Borderlands.
In humor: Tanner reads a racist Christmas...
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Episode 28
Tanner rants about people who don’t know how to make proper mix tapes.
In the news: It’s the one year anniversary of Obama’s victory, a man stabs himself to get out of work, we have new co-hosts for the Oscars, flu vaccines are controversial, and a German company releases a vaginal scent.
In culture: Tanner reviews Paranormal Activity and Tanner and Chris debate the merits of...
October 2009
3 posts
No Episode This Week
We recorded an hour long special Halloween episode but the recording software failed and no file was created. It’s a shame. It was a good one.
We’ll be back next week.
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Episode 27
Tanner rants about people who don’t use self checkout at the supermarket and people who give up animals because they’re moving.
In the news: Lottery winner causes a riot in a Burlington Coat Factory, Balloon Boy, and the science of near death experiences.
In culture: Tanner reviews Capitalism: A Love Story and Chris reviews the Wavves album.
In humor: Chris presents another...
IM Conversation #3: Balloon Boy
Chris
OKAY. YOU’RE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THIS BALLOON NONSENSE.
IT’S ALL PEOPLE ARE FACEBOOKING.
C
MEANWHILE, I THINK THEY FORGET THE FACT THAT IT’S EVERY KIDS’ FUCKING DREAM TO DO THIS.
EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO HATE THE PARENTS NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT FAMILY JUST MADE THAT KID’S DAY.
NOW HE MAY DIE.
BUT WHAT A FUCKING AWESOME WAY TO GO.
Tanner
IT’S THE...
September 2009
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Episode 26
Tanner and Chris briefly rant about crowds at concerts and ads on websites to start off the show.
In the news: King’s Island had to take down their Halloween exhibit of celebrity corpses, a man gets a ring removed from his blackened penis, Roman Polanski is arrested, and a poll on Facebook asking if Obama should be killed.
In culture: Chris reviews the new Pearl Jam album and Dungeons and...
Special Reunited and It Feels So Good Episode 25
Tanner travels to Michigan and records an extended Time Trial with Chris starting with sleepovers and ending with Operation Desert Storm, holidays, and suicide.
Runtime: 1 hour 8 minutes
Music provided by Right on Wagner and Darling Imperial.
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Episode 24
Tanner and Chris have a rapid fire rant session covering: guitar tab websites, diamond rings, pursed up lip pics, hot chicks on youtube, fairs, “looks,” talent show television shows, Las Vegas, Americanized Chinese food, hotel costs, and, strangely, the fact Tanner doesn’t dislike T-Pain.
In the news: Chris argues that the country is stupid citing the recent furor over...
IM Conversation #2: Healthcare contd.
More angry ranting with caps LOCKED.
Tanner
PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SHOUTING AT WOMEN IN WHEELCHAIRS IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE WHITE GUYS MAKE MILLION DOLLAR SALARIES
Chris
LET’S GET BACK TO THE FUCKING POLIS
NO MORE OF THIS PRIVILEGE SHIT
IT’S INCONCEIVABLE
AND WHY AREN’T THE CHRISTIANS COMING OUT IN DROVES
THE ANSWER
THEY’RE IN BED WITH CAPITALISTS
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Episode 23
Tanner begins reading an excerpt from George Eliot’s “Evangelical Teaching” which discusses the evils of preachers.
In the news: Chris lets Tanner choose three out of six topics and Tanner ends up selecting the following stories. First in “frizzle frazzle”, the world’s oldest dog dies, second in :science and technology” scientists propose new theories as...
August 2009
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IM Conversation #1: Healthcare
We’ve decided to stop letting our IM conversations disappear into the bowels of the internet. Our solution is to start archiving them on the website for your enjoyment. Here is a conversation from this afternoon.
DISCLAIMER: THIS CONTAINS IRONIC HUMOR. THAT MEANS WE APPEAR TO SAY OR SUPPORT THINGS WE ACTUALLY DON’T FOR COMEDIC EFFECT. SO PLEASE DON’T EMAIL US ANGRILY....